This one may not have come over the radio, but it’s a priceless cockpit exchange:
I was flying with a friend and his 7-year-old nephew a few weeks ago. After take-off, I was talking to departure control and was given numerous vectors and altitudes in the busy DFW airspace. After a few minutes, the youngster piped in with, “Would you please stop talking on your phone and pay attention to your flying?”
Ron Rubin
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