Short Final

NY Center: “Jetsetter 123, got time for a quick question?” … JS123: “Sure.” … NYC: “What’s the service ceiling on that bird?” … JS123: “FL 510.” … [A moment of silence followed.] … Then someone asked: “Does that thing come with astronaut wings?” … XY456: “Hey Center, what type of aircraft were you talking to?” … NYC: “He’s a G6.” … Some other regional jet driver then chimed in: “Man, I can’t even afford a Pontiac G6.” … NYC had to apologize to Air Canada: “Sorry, guys. I was laughing so hard I missed you checking in.” — Jeremy King

Updated Jun 13, 2019 8:59 PM EDT

NY Center:
"Jetsetter 123, got time for a quick question?"

JS123:
"Sure."

NYC:
"What's the service ceiling on that bird?"

JS123:
"FL 510."

[A moment of silence followed.]

Then someone asked:
"Does that thing come with astronaut wings?"

XY456:
"Hey Center, what type of aircraft were you talking to?"

NYC:
"He's a G6."

Some other regional jet driver then chimed in:
"Man, I can't even afford a Pontiac G6."

NYC had to apologize to Air Canada:
"Sorry, guys. I was laughing so hard I missed you checking in."

Jeremy King

Editorial StaffAVweb