Short Final

Pilot: “Center, N12345.” … Center: “N12345, where have you been? We haven’t heard from you in a while.” … Pilot: “I’ve been in Fort Myers for the last three months or so.” … Center: “N12345 -” [Chuckles.] “No, you’ve been NORDO for the last 45 minutes; we haven’t heard a communication from you. When did you last speak to a controller?” … Pilot: “I guess 45 minutes ago.” — Susan Delgado, via e-mail