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Submitted by a heavy iron driver. After landing on RWY 30 the other day I began to taxi to the gate when I noticed a beautiful red fox strolling across the taxiway. Me: Hey, Ground. Did you know you have foxes here on the airport? Ground: Oh, sure, plenty of them. I’m surprised you knew it was a fox — most pilots think they are wild dogs. Me: Well, I’ve been to a bar or two. I know a fox when I see one! Female Voice: Then I guess you’d know a wild dog, too.

Published Dec 4, 2005 12:00 AM EST

Submitted by a heavy iron driver...

After landing on RWY 30 the other day I began to taxi to the gate when I noticed a beautiful red fox strolling across the taxiway.

Me: Hey, Ground. Did you know you have foxes here on the airport?

Ground: Oh, sure, plenty of them. I'm surprised you knew it was a fox -- most pilots think they are wild dogs.

Me: Well, I've been to a bar or two. I believe I know a fox when I see one!

Female Voice: Then I guess you'd know a wild dog, too.