Short Final

Approach: We will try to help you. Do you see a city, highway, or water tower nearby? Pilot: There is a city nearby with a water tower. Approach: Fly over the water tower and tell us what you see written on it. [pause] Pilot: “Class of ’98”

You know it’s football season when… Unknown Pilot: Bad interference on twenty-six nine. Controller: Roger. That’s 15 yards … automatic first down!

TLH Approach: Cessna 12345, state intentions.Pilot: Cessna 12345 intends to land without hurling … somehow.

Controller: “Lear 12345, after retrieving your passengers from the tail section, contact departure…”