Short Final: Identity Crisis

Gemini Sparkle

Key Takeaways:

  • During a flight review at a non-towered airfield, a pilot made a highly confused and humorous radio call.
  • The pilot struggled to identify their aircraft, eventually exclaiming, "hell, I don't know what I am. I'm an airplane."
  • The incident occurred while the pilot was on downwind for Runway 21 and greatly amused the reader and their instructor.
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From an IFR Magazine reader – Name withheld by request

I am based at a non-towered field and some days it is more “uncontrolled” than others. Finishing up my flight review the other day, my instructor and I heard a traffic call that went something like this:

“Small City Traffic, Piper Three Six Alpha Charlie … uh … Charlie Alpha … hell, I don’t know what I am. I’m an airplane. I’m downwind for Runway 21.”

If he made any more calls we missed them, probably laughing too hard.

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