Short Final

Gemini Sparkle

Key Takeaways:

  • A student pilot successfully navigated an incredibly complex cosmic environment, including a rotating sphere, a fusion reaction source, a black hole, and expanding space.
  • Despite this monumental achievement, the instructor criticized the student for bouncing the landing by only six inches.
  • The student expresses extreme frustration and feels the instructor's criticism is disproportionate and unreasonable given the circumstances.
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From our “Learning to fly is FUN” file…

Student pilot to irate instructor: “You’re simply impossible to satisfy. I just finished navigating successfully through a boiling fluid swirling around a rotating sphere that is hurtling around a fusion reaction source at thousands of miles per hour. This system is moving in a circular motion around a black hole at who knows what speed, while the space it takes up is expanding. And then I bounced the landing six inches. SIX MEASLY INCHES! Get off my freakin’ back!”

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