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Key Takeaways:

  • An air traffic controller made a humorous remark about passengers needing a large DC-10 to carry their Vegas winnings.
  • The pilot of "Airline 123" delivered a witty retort, implying their passengers typically don't win enough to fill even a small Cessna 152.
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Heard a few years ago whilst flying a 747 from LAX to LHR:

Salt Lake Center:
“Airline 123, you bound for Vegas?”

Airline 123:
“Yup.”

Salt Lake Center:
“You a [DC-]10?”

Airline 123:
“Yup.”

Salt Lake Center:
“Well, I guess your passengers need a 10 to take home their winnings?”

Airline 123:
“Nope! Our passengers can take home their winnings in a Cessna 152.”

Alan Murgatroyd
via e-mail

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