Short Final

Gemini Sparkle

Key Takeaways:

  • A pilot encountered a group of snow geese obstructing a taxiway at Morristown Airport.
  • Ground control and the pilot exchanged humorous remarks about the geese being a nuisance.
  • The conversation escalated to dark humor, with an unidentified person joking about an approaching aircraft teaching the geese a "lesson" and referencing "Pate!"
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Taxing back for a departure on Rwy 23 at Morristown (MMU), I noticed a group of 10 or so snow geese walking across the taxiway toward the runway. I paused for a moment and started to maneuver in behind the group of waterfowl. Then I heard …

GROUND CONTROL: Cessna 123, those things are really a pain in the tail feathers.

ME: Some one is going to have to teach them a lesson.

GROUND: (refering to a Citation on short final) It looks like they are going to get that lesson.

UNIDENTIFIED: “Mmmm — Pate!”

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