Short Final: Break Out

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Key Takeaways:

  • A pilot landing after practice approaches was asked by Air Traffic Control (ATC) "when did you break out?"
  • The pilot humorously misinterpreted "break out" as a reference to puberty and acne, rather than the cloud bases.
  • After a witty reply, the pilot provided the correct cloud base report (1700 MSL).
  • ATC appreciated the joke, rating it a 7.8, and thanked the pilot for the report.
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One day I landed at Snohomish County Airport (Paine Field), Washington, after doing some practice approaches in nice actual benign IMC. After I had landed, tower kept me on their frequency as I taxied to the hangar. Just before shutting down, they asked: “N30322, when did you break out?”

To which I replied, “I don’t remember, it was when I was in my teens. Maybe when I was 13 or 14? But Clearasil worked wonders. Oh, wait, you wanted bases. Maybe 1700MSL?”

They replied without missing a beat, “Thanks for the base report and a 7.8 for the joke.”

Eric Berman

Woodinville, Washington

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