Short Final: How To Get To HEVVN

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Key Takeaways:

  • The article recounts a humorous radio exchange between a pilot and air traffic control concerning navigation to a fix named "HEVVN."
  • The humor arises from the pilot's struggle to reach the "HEVVN" fix and the air traffic controller's playful advice to take a "more direct route."
  • The exchange cleverly plays on the double meaning of "HEVVN" as both a geographical waypoint and the spiritual concept.
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Just off the shore of northwest Florida, in the Gulf of Mexico, is HEVVN, an oft‑used fix for pilots crossing the Gulf from the southern U.S. over to Florida. I was recently in Alabama and heard this exchange with Atlanta Center:

Center: “Citation 456, Atlanta. To what fix are you navigating?”

Citation 456: “Uh, well, um, Citation 456 is trying to go to HEVVN, but it doesn’t look like we’re doing a very good job of it and we won’t get to HEVVN this way.”

Center: “Citation 456, roger. If you want to get to HEVVN I suggest a more direct route.”

Citation 456: “Citation 456 is now attempting direct HEVVN, God willing.”

Center: “No problem, Citation 456. I’m just trying to keep you on course to HEVVN.”

Citation 456: “Bless you.”

Sal Cruz
Watsonville, CA

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