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Key Takeaways:

  • Denver Center requested ride reports from aircraft flying through turbulent conditions.
  • United 123 humorously described "moderate turbulence" by noting the captain accidentally jabbed himself with a fork while eating lunch.
  • Air Canada 456 then comically responded that they couldn't report their ride quality yet because they hadn't eaten, implying they needed a similar food-related incident to assess the turbulence.
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One day, while flying over the Rockies with a strong jet stream and many turbulence reports in the Denver airspace, I heard Denver Center ask for ride reports.

United 123:
“Good day, Denver. United 123 with you at FL 350.”

Denver Center:
“Roger, United 123. How’s your ride?”

United 123:
“Well, the captain is having his lunch, and he just jabbed himself with his fork; so we could call it as moderate turbulence.”

Denver Center:
“Thanks, United 123. Break, break. Air Canada 456, how’s your ride at FL350?”

Air Canada 456:
“Sorry, Denver, we can’t tell. We haven’t eaten yet.”


John Duckmanton
via e-mail

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