Short Final…

Gemini Sparkle

Key Takeaways:

  • A pilot attempts to humorously intimidate his navigator by threatening to use a revolver if they get lost.
  • The navigator cleverly responds by displaying a larger gun, stating he will know they are lost before the pilot does.
  • The story is a humorous exchange highlighting a witty comeback and the roles within an aircraft.
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A pilot was sitting in his seat and pulled out a .38 revolver. He placed it on top of the instrument panel, then asked the navigator, “Do you know what I use this for?”

The nav replied timidly, “No, what’s it for?”

The pilot responded, “I use this on navigators who get me lost!”

The navigator proceeded to pull out a .45 and place it on his chart table.

The pilot asked, “What’s that for?”

“To be honest sir,” the nav replied, “I’ll know we’re lost before you will.”

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