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Key Takeaways:

  • A United Express flight attendant delivered a humorous passenger arrival briefing on an O'Hare-to-Memphis flight.
  • The briefing included a standard request for passengers to remove all personal items from the aircraft.
  • The flight attendant humorously warned that any forgotten items would be sold at their yard sale the following Sunday.
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Part of the passenger arrival briefing from the lone flight attendant on a United Express O’Hare-to-Memphis flight.

“Please remove all personal items from the aircraft. Any items left on board can be found at my yard sale next Sunday.”

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