From our “Learning to fly is FUN” file…
Student pilot to irate instructor: “You’re simply impossible to satisfy. I just finished navigating successfully through a boiling fluid swirling around a rotating sphere that is hurtling around a fusion reaction source at thousands of miles per hour. This system is moving in a circular motion around a black hole at who knows what speed, while the space it takes up is expanding. And then I bounced the landing six inches. SIX MEASLY INCHES! Get off my freakin’ back!”
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Key Takeaways:
- A student pilot expresses frustration with their instructor's seemingly impossible standards.
- The student sarcastically details navigating through incredibly complex, vast cosmic phenomena (e.g., swirling fluids, rotating spheres, black holes, expanding space).
- Despite these exaggerated 'achievements,' the student is exasperated by the instructor's criticism over a minor 6-inch bounced landing.
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